Monthly Archives: May 2025

Alligators in the sewer myth is true: City workers find out in jaw-dropping video

By Ben Cost, NY Post, Published May 11, 2023

New York might not have those infamous “alligators in the sewer” — but Florida has the real thing.

A work crew in Oviedo, Florida proved the NYC urban legend was a Sunshine State reality after discovering an 5-foot gator residing in a sludge-filled pipe.

Footage of the scaly subterranean terror is currently stirring up a crapstorm on the City of Oviedo City Administration Facebook page.

“Just another reason not to go wandering down into the stormwater pipes!” a spokesperson said of the new underground sensation, which was spotted Friday during a routine pothole inspection.

A public works team had dispatched a robot equipped with a camera to get to the root of why a cluster of craters kept appearing on the road above, according to a Jam Press report.

The workers soon found something far more terrifying lurking beneath the surface.

“On Friday’s inspection, as you’ll see in the video, they came across a five-foot alligator!” the city organization exclaimed in the now-viral post.

The mortifying moment was captured in video footage that recalled the enduring big-city myth that inspired the 1980 B-movie “Alligator,” and was further popularized by scene-stealer Drew Barrymore in Steven Spielberg’s 1982 sci-fi classic “E.T.” (But is it really a metropolitan myth? Some New Yorkers might disagree after witnessing a gator crawl out of a drain in Queens back in 2010.)

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A 700-Pound Boulder Pins Alaska Man Face-Down in Freezing Glacier Creek

By MARK THIESSEN, AP
Updated 9:33 PM EDT, May 29, 2025

700 lb. boulder traps man – Image: AP Press

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — An Alaska man who was pinned facedown in an icy creek by a 700-pound (318-kilogram) boulder for three hours survived the ordeal with only minor injuries, thanks in part to his wife’s quick thinking and lots of luck.

Kell Morris’ wife held his head above water to prevent him from drowning while waiting for rescuers to arrive after Morris was pinned by the boulder, which crashed onto him during a hike near a remote glacier south of Anchorage.

His second stroke of luck came when a sled dog tourism company that operates on the glacier overheard the 911 dispatch and offered up its helicopter to ferry rescuers to the scene, which was inaccessible to all-terrain vehicles.

Once rescuers arrived, it took seven men and inflatable air bags to lift the boulder off as he drifted in and out of consciousness.

Morris, 61, said he realizes he is probably the luckiest man alive. “And luckier that I have such a great wife,” he said Thursday.

His wife, Jo Roop, is a retired Alaska State Trooper. They moved to Seward, about 120 miles (193 kilometers) south of Anchorage, from Idaho last fall when she took a job with the local police department.

See More [AP News]

Brownie Bytes Reaction

Most folks in this situation don’t survive. The water temperature alone, for the duration of the time he was trapped, would usually not end up with a good outcome. See the video interview with the victim.

Great News!

I’m going to be rich!

Just got an email informing me that I’m getting part of a settlement from a class action lawsuit because of some issue concerning LinkedIn advertising.

I just have to click on the link to get my share of the settlement.

My share: $1.04. That’s right… One dollar and four cents.

Oh, I can’t wait to click on that link to see what happens next. 🤣

Have a Blessed Memorial Day

Have a blessed Memorial Day and remember all those that have fallen. Video is from Arlington National Cemetery.

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Grill Recipes for Memorial Day Weekend

Grill Recipes

See the grill recipes for sirloin steak with mushrooms and onions, buttermilk chicken skewers, and lobster tails.

When you go to the webpage, click on Recipes at the top to see these and many more.

BTW, Mike’s Bar and Grill is just me cooking at home, on my grill. 👨‍🍳 🤓

Memorial Day Cookouts to Remember

Memorial Day is a time to remember our fallen. Many use this weekend as an official start to Summer with a cookout.

My wife has always joked, because of my love of using a grill to cook (I don’t know of any other way). She calls it Mike’s Bar and Grill and even got a glass and tray made with the title. It’s at our home.

Our family and neighbors have opined that what I produce on the grill is really good. I thought so but to me, it never had that steakhouse flavor. So, I was looking for a way to up my game.

I found it.

Now you can do it too with the Schwank 1500 Degree Portable Infrared Grill

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PERFECTLY SEARED
Searing your steak at extreme temperatures of 1500 degrees F produces a delicious golden brown crust on both sides without overcooking the inside. Traditional grills only reach up to 600 degrees. More than double that is the secret to steakhouse taste.

INCREDIBLY JUICY
Extreme temperatures generate a “Maillard Reaction” causing amino acids to react with sugars to intensify flavor and produce the juiciest steak you’ve ever tasted.

READY IN MINUTES
More heat means less time from the grill to your mouth. Your steak is ready in as little as 3 minutes depending on thickness and your desired doneness.

Schwank Grills are proudly Made in the USA.

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