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How Did Alabama Lose Most of Its Coastline to Florida?

Why Does Florida Have a Panhandle?

Where did that Florida Panhandle come from? Follow the money!

Transcript from Bizarre US State Borders Explained

Florida’s panhandle used to be much longer.

This didn’t last for long though, since this part of Western Florida would be annexed into the Mississippi Territory, and then shortly after, it would be broken up into Mississippi and Alabama.

This left Alabama with this tiny coastline, and Florida a much shorter panhandle. But even this almost became a part of Alabama.

You see, the residents of the Floridian panhandle felt more connected to Alabama rather than to the rest of the state. This was due to the “swamps and dense forests” which made it difficult to go east.

And so from 1811-1901, the Florida Panhandle tried to become a part of Alabama 11 times!

Probably the closest attempt to succeeding was in 1869, when all the West Florida counties were polled on whether or not they wanted to be annexed by Alabama. A majority 64% of the population wanted annexation but despite this, Alabama didn’t annex it.

This was because they actually had to purchase it from Florida first for $1M, but it just didn’t seem worth it to them.

All annexation attempts largely came to an end after the completion of the Pensacola and Atlantic Railroad in 1883; finally ending its isolation from the rest of the state.

US Customs Officials Seize Giraffe Feces from Woman at Minnesota Airport

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal customs agents pooh-poohed the plans of an Iowa woman who wanted to make jewelry from giraffe feces she picked up on a trip to Kenya and brought back to the U.S. in her luggage.

The woman declared the small box of feces when she was selected to have her belongings inspected upon arriving at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport on Sept. 29, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

The woman, who was not identified, told officials she planned to use the waste to make a necklace, as she had done in the past with moose poop.

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Brownie Bytes Take

Why is it always about the poop?

A Danish artist who submitted empty frames as artwork is appealing court ruling to repay the cash

BY JAN M. OLSEN
Updated 7:30 AM EDT, September 27, 2023

COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) — A Danish artist who was given a pile of cash by a museum in northern Denmark to create a piece for its exhibition on labor conditions two years ago submitted two empty canvases — titled “Take the Money and Run.” The exhibit caused a stir.

Jens Haaning, ‘Conceptul Artist’

A Danish court ruled last week that Jens Haaning has to repay 492,549 kroner ($69,894 ) to Kunsten Museum in Aalborg for having violated his contract. His lawyer, Peter Schønning, said Wednesday that the contemporary artist is appealing the ruling and declined further comment.

The museum had commissioned Haaning in 2021 to recreate two of his earlier pieces featuring bank notes attached to canvases representing the average annual wage in Denmark and Austria.

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Brownie Bytes Take

I guess Jen’s concept is that art is in the eye of the beholder. He expects viewers to imagine what would be there? He allegedly called it “Work it out.”

Does it seem to you that the art world is awfully full of grifters and scammers? What do you think?

Black Bear Burglar Hank the Tank Captured

Hank the Tank weighs over 500 lbs.

Aug. 7 (UPI) — Hank the Tank, a large black bear responsible for at least 21 home break-ins in South Lake Tahoe, is on her way to a Colorado wildlife sanctuary after California officials captured her and three cubs.

The California Department of Fish and Wildlife transported the bear, identified officially as 64F, to The Wild Animal Sanctuary near Springfield, Colo., on Monday after a veterinary check, CDFW spokesperson Jordan Traverso told UPI in an email.

Biologists captured the bear Friday along with three cubs, the department said in a news release. The cubs may be relocated to Sonoma County Wildlife Rescue.

“The cubs were safely transported to Sonoma County Wildlife Rescue,” Traverso said. “The goal is to rehabilitate them. The time that can take varies. They will continue to be assessed to make sure they’ll make it in the wild before they would be released.”

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She’s Not Real…. But ‘It’ Has Plenty of Followers

Her fans think they found true love — but she’s not real. 

Milla Sofia is an artificial intelligence-generated influencer whose sultry photos on Twitter and TikTok are racking up thousands of likes from deluded social media users, Futurism reported.

“[I’m a] 19-year-old virtual girl from Helsinki Finland. I was made by AI. Check my other social media accounts from the link below,” reads the Twitter bio on Sofia’s account. 

Sofia, who goes by @AiModelMilla on her verified Twitter account, is certifiably fake, yet her 7,790 followers can’t help but drool over bikini photos of her in Greece.

“Still in Santorini, and I’m ‘Greek’-ing out over how to leave this paradise!” reads a punny tweet from July 19 with over 35,000 views and 2,000 likes.

‘Wow, look at you, so stunningly beautiful with a gorgeous smile,” writes one Twitter user.

Is digital beauty also only skin deep?

Do most of her followers know? What do you think?

See More [NY Post]

Tour de France – Anatomy of an Illegal [Dangerous] Sprint

Anatomy of an Illegal Sprint

Jasper Philipsen started his sprint from way over on the left side of the road and swung all the way over to the right in front of the bunch sprint. Illegal move #1.

  1. Red up arrow shows second line (lane) of Jasper Philipsen (Green jersey). Starts to go off-line to the right instead of staying on his second original line – the legal way to sprint. Illegal move #2.

UCI Cycling Rule 2.3.036 Sprints
Riders shall be strictly forbidden to deviate from the lane they selected when launching into the sprint and, in so doing, endangering others.

  1. Philipsen continues to veer to the right off his second original lane (red up arrow).
  2. Philipsen illegally bullies Grmaye Biniam (white jersey with yellow sleeves) to the right. Biniam swerves to avoid crash. (Red arrow up shows original lane). Illegal move #3.
  3. Philipsen’s illegal move complete but he’s not satisfied with just that.
  4. Philipsen continues to move to the right forcing Biniam toward the barrier in a dirty move. #Illegal move #4.
  5. Philipsen forces Biniam within inches of the barrier causing Biniam to lean away from barrier and completely back off so he won’t crash.

Philipsen uses Mark Cavendish draft to go on and illegally win the stage. Cavendish had a mechanical rear gear malfunction in the middle of the sprint which slowed his forward momentum. But, if Philipsen had stayed on the required sprint lane he was originally on, Cavendish probably would have won, even with the mechanical. Plus, Biniam was denied the opportunity to sprint around Cavendish by the bullying move by Philipsen.

Where are the Tour de France UCI judges? AWOL AGAIN! Allowing a dangerous second sprint by Philipsen.

And where is the press? So willing to let this slide…

Beginning to End – From left side of road all the way to the right pushing Biniam into the barrier.

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