Category Archives: Humor

IHOP Says Its IHOB Burger-Rebranding Was Publicity Gimmick | Fortune

IHOP said on its IHOB Twitter account that the new name was just a gimmick to promote its burgers.
— Read on fortune.com/2018/07/09/ihob-ihop-rebranding-gimmick-scam/

You’ve been punked!

“The iPhone Won’t Appeal to Business Customers”

Steve-Ballmer“$500 for a fully subsidized cellphone with a plan? That is the most expensive phone in the world and it doesn’t appeal to business customers because it doesn’t have a keyboard, which makes it not a very good email machine.”

–STEVE BALLMER (Microsoft CEO) ON THE INTRODUCTION OF THE FIRST IPHONE

Dumb Things Execs Say

BillGates“TWO YEARS FROM NOW, SPAM WILL BE SOLVED.”

–BILL GATES AT THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM IN 2004

Ahhh… Bill?  Most of our email is spam.  It’s 2018.

Lake Worth falsely sends out ‘zombie’ alert during power outage

The city stressed that there are no zombies ‘currently’ in the area.
— Read on www.palmbeachpost.com/news/breaking-news/breaking-lake-worth-falsely-sends-out-zombie-alert-during-power-outage/0KTfdselE7cMJXSMOYIMZK/

I don’t watch the show but someone at Lake Worth Utilities obviously does – and it’s FUNNY!

Bill Cosby “Not Finished Yet”

Bill Cosby: The Master at Work

Bill Cosby: The Master at Work

One of the best communicators EVER just went back on after a 30 year break.  Listen to his bit on The Game of Chess and you’ll see a master at work.

It’s not just his words, which are written before the show.  His timing, intonation, and facial expressions are a lesson in how powerful body language is.

The Cos is a master storyteller.

Press Play to Watch the Video Segment (Trailer):

You can see the whole show by ordering the DVD or downloading from iTunes for $9.99.*

*NOTE: Brown Ltd. & BrownieBytes.net have no commercial interest in this product or program.

 

How to Fix Obamacare: Keep Your Pre-Existing Medical Condition…

And by the way, you don't have to prove you're a citizen to vote either - no picture ID required.

And by the way, you don’t have to prove you’re a citizen to vote either – no picture ID required.

We’ve come up with some policies and talking points to fix Obamacare and its website.

  • You will be allowed to keep your pre-existing medical condition, as long as it’s terminal.
  • Instead of using a non-citizen on the cover of the website, find a citizen that actually was able to sign up for Obamacare.  Oops, still looking.
  • Make Rush Limbaugh the new spokesperson for Obamacare.
  • Launch a new email campaign and don’t allow anyone to opt-in.
  • Send out a press release that tells everyone how great Obamacare is that only conservative media outlets are allowed to run.  Really, it will work.
  • Get the Nigerian spamers that send the “We Have $Millions to Send You” to run the Obamacare campaign. Oh, sorry, they are already are.
  • Get Obama to declare there is a cure for mortality – all you have to do is signup for Obamacare.
  • Set up an Obamacare kiosk at the St. Augustine Fountain of Youth. It worked so well for the guy that founded it, Ponce de Leon, who died in 1521.

Suggestions?