And by the way, you don’t have to prove you’re a citizen to vote either – no picture ID required.

We’ve come up with some policies and talking points to fix Obamacare and its website.

• You will be allowed to keep your pre-existing medical condition, as long as it’s terminal.
• Instead of using a non-citizen on the cover of the website, find a citizen that actually was able to sign up for Obamacare.  Oops, still looking.
• Make Rush Limbaugh the new spokesperson for Obamacare.
• Launch a new email campaign and don’t allow anyone to opt-in.
• Send out a press release that tells everyone how great Obamacare is that only conservative media outlets are allowed to run.  Really, it will work.
• Get the Nigerian spamers that send the “We Have $Millions to Send You” to run the Obamacare campaign. Oh, sorry, they are already are.
• Get Obama to declare there is a cure for mortality – all you have to do is signup for Obamacare.
• Set up an Obamacare kiosk at the St. Augustine Fountain of Youth. It worked so well for the guy that founded it, Ponce de Leon, who died in 1521.

Suggestions?