George, George, George…. can’t you just stay out of trouble?
Well, if you get out of this one too, here’s my public relations advice for you.
Move to Two Egg, Florida (Yes it really exists). Start a sod farm near The Battle of Ekanachatte to grow, what else, grass – and lay low.
In Florida, you can’t get any lower than a sod farmer. Nobody will find you and nobody will care about you.
And you deserve hard labor. How hard is it to avoid getting arrested? Bustin sod is perfect for you. It reminds me of the prison chain-gangs that used to be all over the South. You need self-imposed prison.
One bit of additional advice. You are only allowed a shovel, a rake, and a handsaw to cut the wood pallets to do your work. Try and stay out of trouble with them. You shouldn’t have access to any firearms, power-tools, or booze. And absolutely no women.
Live a life of a hermit for a while. Stay on your farm. You need the break and so do we.